The mountains are where God proves He’s better than Michelangelo at sculpting.

“The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.”

“My love is useful, and my love is for sale. (Batteries not included).”

“I ought to fire one of my two employees into the other one’s asshole.”

“Inviting the invading army over for dinner, buffet style, is a bad idea. Especi…”