The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of attention.

“Thirteen of us ate supper, and then one of us died. Unfortunately, he did not r…”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope …”

“I got fat, and I decided to do something about it, so I got fatter.”

“I’d scale the tallest tree, just to surreptitiously watch you sunbathe naked. S…”