The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father, if you were wondering.

“I do every other every other. That’s how thoroughly unthorough I am.”

“My cock is camouflaged. Check your bush.”

“With gift giving, if it’s the thought that counts, then a picture of a Mercedes…”

“The past is always more innocent, because it exists peacefully in the unreachab…”