The name’s Jamello. That’s my last name—and my first name. And yes, I am a hermaphrodite.

“The car wash sign said, “Free Vacuums.” So I told them I wanted a high-powered …”

“I’d rather be the fastest runner than the best fighter. But then I am a supreme…”

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

“It’s better to say something too little, than nothing too much.”