The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache—on a man who runs his mouth all the time.

“Rich mahogany wood was used to construct the bookshelves, and the floor is also…”

“If a billowy white cloud exploded, that’d be close to what my love looks like. …”

“A volt is a measure of power, and the same can be said when people revolt.”

“A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cot…”