The number I had for her didn’t work. But in this depression, could you blame it?

“I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he’d alread…”

“A blanket could be used to trap and contain love. I’ve tried other stuff, like …”

“The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I s…”

“I can provide a witness who didn’t see me at the scene of the crime. That witne…”