The office is painted with green and red stripes. It’s not painted that way so my mom can experience Christmas 364 more days a year. It represents the stock market, with green symbolizing greed, and red representing fear. Buy when the masses are fearful, and sell when the population is greedy.

“I’m 32 years old and I’m tired. It’s because I haven’t drank enough coffee. If …”

“A lifestyle of deception is hard to keep up if your clones aren’t willing to pa…”

“Question for your life: If love covered as much of the earth’s surface as the o…”

“You’re under no obligation to accept my oppression, but it is strongly recommen…”