The only class I studied religiously was Christianity 101.

“Do onto others what others won’t do for themselves. If they won’t save their mo…”

“I won't discuss non-discussable things with her, like the sound of silence or t…”

“I’m a Colorado boy at heart, even though my surrounding body is like the landma…”

“Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the s…”