The only nutritional sustenance I need is praise, flattery, and potassium in the form of bananas.

“I called, but the phones were all tied up. And so were the operators who normal…”

“On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.”

“I’m the kind of guy who’s only got one speed: reverse.”

“American civilization isn’t advancing as fast as our military is. The only prob…”