The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.

“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”

“What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.”

“A blanket could be used to make magical music. And no, I’m not talking about se…”

“To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don’t know whether I’d rath…”