The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.


“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can …”

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not af…”

“The bands of color in a rainbow remind me of my band, Bands of Color. We’re not…”