The only thing I have left to remember her by is the scent of her perfume. I just broke into her car and stole the bottle.

“One day I want to be so wealthy I can say to my wife, “let’s take a drive—to th…”

“Here’s a list of three character qualities women should look for in a guy, in d…”

“If I could sleep with any literary character, I’d love to sleep with The Cat in…”

“I am the earthquake of love. How you feel is my fault.”