The only time I can throw 80 yards is when my football-shaped alarm clock goes off in the morning.

“The institution asked me to speak and say a few words. So, knowing a few is thr…”

“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions onl…”

“Take my advice and don’t take my advice.”

“Nonstop sunny days would be boring. We need the gloom to highlight the highs.”