The outer bands of the tropical storm didn’t play as good of music as the inner bands near the eye did.

“I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I b…”

“I said goodbye too early, and then stood there enjoying the awkwardness of her …”

“I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a per…”

“I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married.…”