The pain I felt when I lost my glove was nothing compared to the pain I felt losing my hand as well.

“They say there are 7 billion people on earth. I don't know what accountant came…”

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “…”

“I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handl…”

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read i…”