The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful thought to me.

“If your name is Alex Andrew Aaron, and you are a straight-A student, is it beca…”

“A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands co…”

“A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You …”

“I could be the best lover you’ll ever have. Maybe not the best in bed, but I co…”