The people at the party forgot I was standing there. But it’s OK, because I forgot I was standing there too.

“The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I ti…”

“If you want walking dolphins and talking sandwiches, you’re lucky to have me bu…”

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life…”

“Sunlight is great in a convertible, but it is not convertible to lemonade or lo…”