The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know.

“Here’s a list in no particular order: chaos, confusion, and disorganization.”

“Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on mus…”

“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”

“When you are the designated buyer, ask for more money than the item costs, so w…”