The picture is bad because the photographer was poor. I took the picture myself, and you can clearly tell I have no money.

“I started writing to get women, or rather a particular woman, and I continue wr…”

“Chop off my erection. That way you don’t have to go battery-operated penis shop…”

“It’s spring now, and I was just thinking that I haven’t been in love since the …”

“I don’t think anybody’s ever written a song called, “There’s urine on the couch…”