The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them?
Because we were out of raspberries.
Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.

“Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be …”

“The truth doesn't glitter and shine.”

“Şapelde ben vazgeçtikten sonra, giysilerimizin düğmelerini iliklerken ona, 'Cen…”

“A child who is disillusioned abruptly, by his peers or siblings, being ridicule…”