The police made sure he wasn’t dead. Then they killed him.

“To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they …”

“I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.”

“I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that’s to be expected, since she is a…”

“A brick could be grown on a tree, much like an apple or money, so that maybe hu…”