The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.

“Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday an…”

“The perfect vehicle to take to the moon would be a two-door Saturn with a sunro…”

“A good day is when the Oscar Meyer hotdogmobile crashes into a truck carrying H…”

“The elevator wasn’t empty; it was full of fragrance. The perfume that lingered …”