The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two folds.

“He’s not my son, but his last name is Myson. Same spelling, big difference.”

“I am but a flower. Do with me what thou wilt.”

“On a map on my wall I relocated my family to Orafouraville, which is the capita…”

“To avoid booby traps, stay away from bras.”