The problem about the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

“I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”

“I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every tim…”

“Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am....I've got more brains th…”