The profit was five, split evenly between the two of us, which meant that my fair share was three. (2.5 rounded off is 3.)

“A brick could be used as a paperweight, if the words you wrote weren’t weighty …”

“Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.”

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“Sometimes it feels like I’m walking around with bricks for shoes, not going any…”