The prospective buyer said, “Name your price.” So I replied, “OK, how about Ralph Isaac Papov?

“I’m always 15 minutes early for everything. In fact, I was born 15 minutes earl…”

“I’m looking for a girlfriend. That’s why I brought binoculars.”

“The girl I am in love with told me she’s moving on. Should I cry, or go to Jax …”

“If I had a half, I’d split it in half and share it with you. That’s love. Then …”