The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.

“Some people collect stamps, while I collect letters. My favorite ones are the r…”

“I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bi…”

“Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earth…”

“The Nile crashed in the Amazon while being piloted by Miss Ississippi.”