The reason I make things so complicated is simple: Because I like being the uncimplicator.

“My love is a flower shaped like a snowflake. It won’t melt, so perhaps ice crea…”

“My drug of choice is love. Sure, I’ve tried other drugs, but no other drug gets…”

“If I asked God to see into the future 50 years, and I couldn’t see myself, I wo…”

“There’s a pubic hair in my soup. I’m pissed, because I paid for many more to be…”