The Road To Serfdom is about capitalism. That’s why on the side of that road you’ll find me, in a kiosk, selling ankle chains and handcuffs.

“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t …”

“I have assigned myself a Hooray Factor of five. This is the top level, and is t…”

“Wherever I go I carry around a clothes iron, a loaf of bread, and a block of ch…”

“Growing up, I used to use and apple instead of a baseball. It was just more fun…”