The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.

“All I could do was laugh, but it wasn’t funny. I find it incredibly sad to be t…”

“If I give you more love, it will only give me more love to give. The more I giv…”

“My facial expression must have looked like a swarm of bees as I drank the hot b…”

“I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I nee…”