The statue stood quiet and still, like the silhouette of a tired mime.

“If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with m…”

“One day I want to be so wealthy I can say to my wife, “let’s take a drive—to th…”

“If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ea…”

“My wife told me she’d meet me at the mall, and I said, “Don’t be silly. We’ve a…”