The thought made my toes curl up, but only because the ground made it impossible for them to curl down.

“She made amazing artwork. While I focused on the absurd, trying to make the str…”

“I refuse to dispense chewable advice for free. I’m not a bubblegum machine. No,…”

“I rearranged the letters of the word “neologism” to make the word neologism its…”

“I want to meddle with an Olympic medal made of silver metal. I want to alchemiz…”