The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought.

“Of all the thoughts we think, it's only those that actually manifest themselves…”

“You know, as I've grown older, my ideas about sin have changed. I used to belie…”

“He closed his eyes, shook his head. If he could get her alone somewhere, somewh…”

“Ladies and gentlemen, if you ask someone to marry you and the person pukes, tha…”