The time is now 3:34. Damn! I’m late for 3:33.

“Mrs. Indianapolis was in town again. She looked like a can of Sprite in her gre…”

“I need to dig a hole the size of the Grand Canyon to bury all of my problems.”

“Bring on hyperinflation! I want to be a millionaire with minimal work.”

“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations,…”