The tire left a skid mark on the road that looked like a mustache. So I shaved it off the pavement, stuffed it in my trunk, and took it home to wear to work the next day. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door po…”

“I won’t be lulled by the lullaby, when what waits after is eternal sleep.”

“If you know what I am thinking, there’d be no reason to hide behind the shower …”

“Ryan Lilly is a Seth Godin fan, and that says something. Being a Helen Keller f…”