The two lovers were inseparable. Well, I guess death could split them up. So could Ryan Gosling, because she has a thing for him. So does he, matter of fact.

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“We were in love. When I say we, I don’t mean her and I. I mean me and my clone …”

“If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throa…”

“Apple is the Ferrari of the computer world. I’m not sure if the “engine” is sup…”