The universe explodes, hell freezes, and Shane does something resonable.

“You think that because I want to do what’s right, because I want to make things…”

“I'm worried he's going to...do something crazy.""He lives in a hole in the grou…”

“I've bowed to you for too long, and if I continue to do it, we will all suffer.”

“There were a few things scarier than a bipolar vampire off his meds, but to be …”