The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of China. And though it’s the same length, our wall is about two bricks quieter.


“If it looks like you have pink eye, I’ll take a look at it. Drop your pants and…”

“If my love for cats were hydrogen, there’d be enough of it to give you skin can…”

“A swimming pool full of coffee would be great to jump in first thing in the mor…”

“I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” …”