The wind held the door open for me, and I appreciated it. Who knew the breeze was such a southern gentleman?

“I made love to a woman who didn’t exist, and I can’t remember how it didn’t fee…”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the steak my mother-in-law just cooke…”

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”

“My future, it almost looks like Christmas—red and green—stop and go.”