The woman of my dreams was tired. The woman of my dreams always lets me sleep in. The woman of my dreams always lets me sleep with other women in my dreams.

“A blanket could be used to say hello to all the goodbyes I’ll never see again. …”

“I can tell time, but I can’t tell time to stop or fuck off.”

“A magician who could make the audience’s problems disappear—now that’s someone …”

“If you put the “rich” in ostrich, I’ll put in the “ost.”