The word "the" is 2/3rds he. I'm not being sexist, merely statistical.

“The question is not where am I, but who am I? Where I am: Inside the body of my…”

“I would like an extra tight vagina, in a to-go box please. Can I get it with ex…”

“My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.”

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elde…”