The world has genetically modified opinions, but mine are organic. Taste them and you will see.

“I have a mansion of an imagination, and I cordially invite you to come sleep in…”

“Don’t think for a minute that I can trust you with 60 seconds.”

“My apartment complex isn’t. In fact, it’s rather simple.”

“Of all the ways to murder someone, slowly, over the course of about 75 years or…”