The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot coffee.

“The number I had for her didn’t work. But in this depression, could you blame i…”

“I made an agreement with the fish. They’d give up their lives, if I’d eat every…”

“Love is like a unicorn with a rainbow for a horn. What I mean is it’s rare, and…”

“I watch silent movies on mute. But only for the dialogue.”