There are 26 characters in the alphabet, and what characters they are! Especially Q.

“A brick could be crushed, mixed with water, and drunk like a sports drink. And …”

“I want a Snuggle Sandwich—hold the pickle. Make it a combo and upsize it.”

“I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwal…”

“I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a per…”