There are days when I don’t know how I live with myself. Those days are Sundays through Saturdays.

“I haven't met many lawyers that I didn't like. But then again, I haven't met ma…”

“We broke up because we weren’t going anywhere. I kept telling her, Hitchhiking …”

“I can’t afford to waste either my money or my time—but that doesn’t stop me fro…”

“His face is so chiseled and angular that if he stood on the street corner and b…”