There are levels of humor. The level above mine is invisible and inaudible.

“Do onto others what others won’t do for themselves. If they won’t save their mo…”

“If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it…”

“I drink coffee like a civilized man—alone in a cave, wearing a loincloth, and g…”

“Friends are like orgasms: you can never have too many, but just try to watch ou…”