There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue at the spine.
 Or it would be, if it weren’t an ebook.

“I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.”

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers…”

“Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brain…”

“It’s easier to start writing if you have something to write about, rather than …”