There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking.

“She had breasts like deflated balloons, and nipples like the wrinkled and flopp…”

“In my dream, the passenger seat of my car was a toilet. I guess I was on my way…”

“When the food runs out, the family reunion is over. It’s cool that out of all m…”

“I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I nee…”