There are times when I would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

“Sure enough, it was just as I had dreaded, he started to climb the tree-""What …”

“Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; a…”

“What you doin' with this gun?”

“Yes, I am of old family, and not illiterate. I am a fossil."   "A which?"   "Fo…”