There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new one.

“The lunchmeat fell on the floor, and I didn’t know what to do, so I wiped it of…”

“The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to ho…”

“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% …”

“I’d staple my breath to your chest, if I thought it’d help you breathe easier. …”